when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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