If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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