Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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