everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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