Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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