There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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