Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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