So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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