if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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