I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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