margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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