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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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• (714): View more from California

  I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".

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• (360): View more from Washington

  ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule

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  Thats your rule and this car is nice

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.

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• (707): View more from California

  Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else

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