So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
tell me about the eggs
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