If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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