I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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