Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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