smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Omg I joined a choir last night...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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