i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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