He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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