Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
