The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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