So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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