lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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