Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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