adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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