the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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