Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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