i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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