I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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