quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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