it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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