I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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