Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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