If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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