So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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