I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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