Do you still have your period?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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