that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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