I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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