you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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