I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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