just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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