you mean i was at the winter classic?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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