U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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