I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Are we still banned from the library?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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