If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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