every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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