I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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