i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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