I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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