Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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