Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
