There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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