why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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