as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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